FAQ

WHERE ARE YOU BASED?
Somewhere between
a galaxy
far, far away
and
NYC.
 
HOW DOES SHIPPING WORK?
Simple.
Our products
are made to order
and shipped directly from
our homies in
the US or UK.
This means
your merch
may take
2-3 weeks to arrive.
(dun dun dun)
Patience, padawan.
Anything worth
having
is worth
waiting for.
If the line between
anticipation
and anxiety
begin to blur,
check your order's
tracking page.
It is updated
on the reg
and can be
found in your
order confirmation email.
Too much work?
We're happy
to text you.
Just make sure
you select this option
during checkout
and input your number.
(correctly)
*start obligated text*
(standard data messaging rates apply)
*end obligated text*
Remember
no matter where you are
(aside from Atlantis, Mars, or the Upside Down)
we always ship free. 
 
WHAT IS THE RETURN POLICY?
Before
30 days
are up,
if our merch's swag
is too much
for you to handle,
you can always
send it back
to the mothership.
and we'll guide you
through the process.
We'll send you
a prepaid mailer
to send the item(s) back. 
 
AH SH*T, I ENTERED THE WRONG ADDRESS AT CHECKOUT. 
Whether it was
a simple typo
or you wrote your
beach condo's address
when you should
have wrote your
mountain chalet's,
mistakes happen. 
 
MY ORDER IS A NO SHOW.
Did you wait
the obligatory
2-3 weeks
that we told you about?
(see shipping Q above)
If no,
be humble
sit down.
(please)
If yes,
send us 
an email
and we're
on the case.